Post by CertainUncertainty on Mar 5, 2015 12:59:48 GMT -6
CertainUncertainty is a very active member of the Third Street Authors forum on Fanfiction.net, most notable for sitting in trees, freaking out over her writing, and fawning over a mysterious man. Despite having finished many fanfiction stories in the past, she only has one finished story posted to her profile, so I decided to skip asking about her writing (or lack thereof) and get down to the nitty gritty - asking questions no one else would dare to ask.
Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
*laughs a bit* Um, last I checked the planet was round. Now, if you're asking who'd I like to see just disappear - I currently dislike Fifty Shades of Grey. Well, I do and I don't. There's a song on the movie's soundtrack I play like every fucking day, "Earned It" by The Weeknd, that I didn't know was on the soundtrack, so.... Yeah. If I just had to pick a person, I'd go grab a random murderer or child molester. I often don't have much faith in the justice system.
How do you flush the toilet in public?
The fuck? Um, I simply push the little lever or button. Afterwards, I spend about ten minutes filling my hands with soap from all of the soap dispensers (especially if it's foam soap) then making a bubble tower in the sink. I once got put out of a Wal-Mart for this. What's so wrong with making sure my hands and the sink I used are as clean as possible?
Do you wear your seat belt in the car?
Each and every time. The costs of tickets here in Texas is outrageous! That and it seems like no one in Texas can drive sensibly - even now there's about 4 inches of snow on the ground. Do you think anyone is driving under the speed limit? Hell no. Those fuckers are out there practicing for the Texas Motor Speedway. I can literally hear tires sliding over the snow as they give 'er all she's got! Our insurance rates are insane too.
Do you have a crush on someone?
*blushes* Yes. No, I won't tell you who.
Name one thing you worry about running out of.
Paper. No, things to write with. No, no, no! Time. I fear I won't be able to get all that I want to do done. Sadly enough, I chronically procrastinate.
What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
I once had an almost twin in middle school - I forgot her name - but it was like Freaky Friday! We got each other in trouble a lot, while also getting each other out of it.
What is your favorite pizza topping?
*stomach growls insistently* Bacon. And beef. I love Domino's new crust with bacon and beef toppings. Try it. You can thank me later.
Do you crack your knuckles?
Only when I'm frustrated with something, making an effort not to hit someone, or I've been writing too long. I don't do the whole hand thing like most macho people do; I'm too puny and weak for that. I could break something. I simply press one finger down at a time with my thumb till it pops.
What song do you hate the most?
I find myself avoiding Beyonce's songs on the radio. I can't say why I do it - I just do. It freaks people out because I have an ear for music (I only need to hear the first few notes to know what song it is) so I change the station long before they recognize the song. Also, after finding out just what Truffle Butter means nowadays, I avoid that song religiously.
Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
FUCK YOU!!!! *throws a couch pillow*
What are your super powers?
I have a photographic memory, an ear for music, superb mediation skills, a delicate touch, and cannot go 24 hours without discovering a random injury - like now, when the fuck did I cut my finger?!?
Peppermint or spearmint?
I hate mint. So, to me, these both taste the same. But, if you're offering spearmint gum, I'll take one please.
Where are your car keys?
In another city. Long story, don't ask.
Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
Everyone! But most of all, Sierra because I know she's just as goofy/silly/weird/different as I am. We know how to shake shit up.
What's your most annoying habit?
When I've been sitting too long, my leg starts to shake. It's hard to describe, but I know it's a tick because I'll realize I'm doing it and it will stop. I dunno what the fuck it means but my doctor thinks it's funny as hell.
Where did you last go on vacation?
I haven't been on a vacation in years. *becomes sad and somber* The last one I took was simply a weekend getaway to Houston because I needed a change in scenery after losing my first and only son. I dunno if I've avoided going anywhere since because of this, but I also don't have plans to go anywhere in the future. I'd like to go to Disneyland though.
What is your best physical feature?
I'm told I have a bright and cheery smile. I get a shitload of complaints when I'm not smiling - apparently it's infectious and helps everyone around me have a great day. The only sucky thing about this is that if I'm not in a good mood or genuinely happy, I often end up faking it because I don't want to let down those around me. Faking it really sucks, you know? Pretending all is well when it isn't. However, now I'm surrounded with people whom I care about and who, surprisingly, are pretty good at sensing when I'm not as happy as I try to seem. Kudos to my fellow Third Street Authors!
What CD is closest to you right now?
I've long given up on CDs - everything is digital to me now. Even still, it doesn't really count - I've fallen in love with SoMo and the covers he does. His last one of Ellie Goulding's "Love Me Like You Do" left me speechless and in tears - music is the key to my heart and soul. Conversely, his cover of The Weeknd's Remix of "Or Nah" is like sex converted into pure sound.
What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Ha! *laughs out loud for about a minute* I dunno why that was funny. Um, always? Milk, Ensure, and something sweet to snack on. The most important of these is Ensure because I often get so into whatever project I'm working on (like the site at this moment) that I will neglect all basic functions. This may be TMI for some, but I'm like that so just skip if you don't want to know, but I usually will wait until I'm about to piss myself to go use the bathroom, much less do other normal things like eat and sleep. Ensure is essential to keeping me out of the hospital since I don't eat when and how I'm supposed to.
What superstition do you believe/practice?
I HATE when my feet are touch by a broom. I hate spitting on the broom afterwards, but I just flip out. *is ashamed*
What color are your bed sheets?
*sly mischievous grin* Midnight blue on some days, cheetah on others - both with matching comforters.
Would you rather be a fish or a bird?
*breaks out in a wide smile* A bird! I want to spread my wings and fly, go wherever I want the minute it crosses my mind. I spent most of my childhood stuck in my room, deprived of everything I loved, so I always dreamed of being able to fly away and find happiness that I could keep. *sighs dreamily* I'd rather be a dragon so I could breath fire and shit, but a bird is just as good.
Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
*blushes, hides face behind hands* Yes! I'm such a horrible person. What if someone gets hurt because of me? I try not to do it, but it always seems like when I make the decision to do it, it's worth it. In hindsight, it never is - it always could have waited.
What are your favorite sayings?
Depends on what I'm doing at the moment. If I'm playing a Call of Duty online multiplayer game - most often Black Ops 2 - everyone who kills me is a dick waffle. Unless they're a friend and/or apologize, then they're just a dick. I often get frustrated and say fuck you - it isn't an invitation. I love to cheer and say Yay.
What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
I don't sing in the shower. I'm only 5'4 - that's how people drown.
If you could go back or forward in time,where would you go?
I'd love to go back to when both of my little girls were born - those two moments in life are my happiest memories.
What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
Who the fuck is Harrison Ford? *whips out phone and Googles him; jaw drops in utter embarrassment* Oh shit. I know his face but never thought to learn his name - he's in a lot of movies I like! My favorite would be Ender's Game - it was my first time seeing him as what is considered the bad guy and he pulled it off well! I sympathized with his character, while still hating him. He's in Magneto's league. *puts a brown sack over her head*
What CD is in your stereo?
I don't have a CD player - unless my PS3 counts. Even still I don't have any CDs. *confused look* Wait, didn't we cover this already? SoMo. SoMo is in my mental stereo.
What CD will be in your stereo in a few minutes?
*throws another pillow* WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?!?
How many kids do you plan on having?
I never had a set number of wanted children - I just wanted them. Though, I admit I do look at my little ones and look at their newborn pictures...and get baby fever. O.O Sadly, my youngest little one took a lot out of me and I spent a year sick, then discovered that I have a blood cot disorder so it's a miracle I even had them. *wistful sigh* I've got my blessings so I'm happy.
If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
*blushes from her forehead to her chin and simply sits there* .......
What do you do when no one is watching?
If I wanted people to know, I'd do it while they were looking, now wouldn't I?
If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be you?
Johnny Depp, just for the shits and giggles and because I adore him.
Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Dafuq? In my sleep - my dream would never end.
Coffee or Tea.
Both - I drink french vanilla cappuccinos and sweet hot tea. My insomnia needs fuel.
Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
I've never ever been to a concert! *sobs*
Have you ever been in love?
I'm a hopeful romantic - the better question is have I ever not been in love.
Do you talk to yourself?
Yes. Sometimes talking to myself is better than talking to others.
At this point, her phone rings, alerts on her computer start to chime, and somewhere there's a crash followed by a toddler's cry - just like that, she's off. Despite everything else that may say otherwise, she's just a human being trying to find her place in the world, trying to hold onto all that she loves and holds dear. It's clear that she's a true idealist, only grounded in reality when someone is there to be her anchor. She trusts and loves freely, exposing herself to the worst of people, but still blindly trusting and is equally forgiving. She gets upset, she may even get royally pissed off, but when a new dawn comes, it's a new day for her; life moves on.
Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
*laughs a bit* Um, last I checked the planet was round. Now, if you're asking who'd I like to see just disappear - I currently dislike Fifty Shades of Grey. Well, I do and I don't. There's a song on the movie's soundtrack I play like every fucking day, "Earned It" by The Weeknd, that I didn't know was on the soundtrack, so.... Yeah. If I just had to pick a person, I'd go grab a random murderer or child molester. I often don't have much faith in the justice system.
How do you flush the toilet in public?
The fuck? Um, I simply push the little lever or button. Afterwards, I spend about ten minutes filling my hands with soap from all of the soap dispensers (especially if it's foam soap) then making a bubble tower in the sink. I once got put out of a Wal-Mart for this. What's so wrong with making sure my hands and the sink I used are as clean as possible?
Do you wear your seat belt in the car?
Each and every time. The costs of tickets here in Texas is outrageous! That and it seems like no one in Texas can drive sensibly - even now there's about 4 inches of snow on the ground. Do you think anyone is driving under the speed limit? Hell no. Those fuckers are out there practicing for the Texas Motor Speedway. I can literally hear tires sliding over the snow as they give 'er all she's got! Our insurance rates are insane too.
Do you have a crush on someone?
*blushes* Yes. No, I won't tell you who.
Name one thing you worry about running out of.
Paper. No, things to write with. No, no, no! Time. I fear I won't be able to get all that I want to do done. Sadly enough, I chronically procrastinate.
What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
I once had an almost twin in middle school - I forgot her name - but it was like Freaky Friday! We got each other in trouble a lot, while also getting each other out of it.
What is your favorite pizza topping?
*stomach growls insistently* Bacon. And beef. I love Domino's new crust with bacon and beef toppings. Try it. You can thank me later.
Do you crack your knuckles?
Only when I'm frustrated with something, making an effort not to hit someone, or I've been writing too long. I don't do the whole hand thing like most macho people do; I'm too puny and weak for that. I could break something. I simply press one finger down at a time with my thumb till it pops.
What song do you hate the most?
I find myself avoiding Beyonce's songs on the radio. I can't say why I do it - I just do. It freaks people out because I have an ear for music (I only need to hear the first few notes to know what song it is) so I change the station long before they recognize the song. Also, after finding out just what Truffle Butter means nowadays, I avoid that song religiously.
Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
FUCK YOU!!!! *throws a couch pillow*What are your super powers?
I have a photographic memory, an ear for music, superb mediation skills, a delicate touch, and cannot go 24 hours without discovering a random injury - like now, when the fuck did I cut my finger?!?
Peppermint or spearmint?
I hate mint. So, to me, these both taste the same. But, if you're offering spearmint gum, I'll take one please.
Where are your car keys?
In another city. Long story, don't ask.
Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
Everyone! But most of all, Sierra because I know she's just as goofy/silly/weird/different as I am. We know how to shake shit up.
What's your most annoying habit?
When I've been sitting too long, my leg starts to shake. It's hard to describe, but I know it's a tick because I'll realize I'm doing it and it will stop. I dunno what the fuck it means but my doctor thinks it's funny as hell.
Where did you last go on vacation?
I haven't been on a vacation in years. *becomes sad and somber* The last one I took was simply a weekend getaway to Houston because I needed a change in scenery after losing my first and only son. I dunno if I've avoided going anywhere since because of this, but I also don't have plans to go anywhere in the future. I'd like to go to Disneyland though.
What is your best physical feature?
I'm told I have a bright and cheery smile. I get a shitload of complaints when I'm not smiling - apparently it's infectious and helps everyone around me have a great day. The only sucky thing about this is that if I'm not in a good mood or genuinely happy, I often end up faking it because I don't want to let down those around me. Faking it really sucks, you know? Pretending all is well when it isn't. However, now I'm surrounded with people whom I care about and who, surprisingly, are pretty good at sensing when I'm not as happy as I try to seem. Kudos to my fellow Third Street Authors!
What CD is closest to you right now?
I've long given up on CDs - everything is digital to me now. Even still, it doesn't really count - I've fallen in love with SoMo and the covers he does. His last one of Ellie Goulding's "Love Me Like You Do" left me speechless and in tears - music is the key to my heart and soul. Conversely, his cover of The Weeknd's Remix of "Or Nah" is like sex converted into pure sound.
What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Ha! *laughs out loud for about a minute* I dunno why that was funny. Um, always? Milk, Ensure, and something sweet to snack on. The most important of these is Ensure because I often get so into whatever project I'm working on (like the site at this moment) that I will neglect all basic functions. This may be TMI for some, but I'm like that so just skip if you don't want to know, but I usually will wait until I'm about to piss myself to go use the bathroom, much less do other normal things like eat and sleep. Ensure is essential to keeping me out of the hospital since I don't eat when and how I'm supposed to.
What superstition do you believe/practice?
I HATE when my feet are touch by a broom. I hate spitting on the broom afterwards, but I just flip out. *is ashamed*
What color are your bed sheets?
*sly mischievous grin* Midnight blue on some days, cheetah on others - both with matching comforters.
Would you rather be a fish or a bird?
*breaks out in a wide smile* A bird! I want to spread my wings and fly, go wherever I want the minute it crosses my mind. I spent most of my childhood stuck in my room, deprived of everything I loved, so I always dreamed of being able to fly away and find happiness that I could keep. *sighs dreamily* I'd rather be a dragon so I could breath fire and shit, but a bird is just as good.
Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
*blushes, hides face behind hands* Yes! I'm such a horrible person. What if someone gets hurt because of me? I try not to do it, but it always seems like when I make the decision to do it, it's worth it. In hindsight, it never is - it always could have waited.
What are your favorite sayings?
Depends on what I'm doing at the moment. If I'm playing a Call of Duty online multiplayer game - most often Black Ops 2 - everyone who kills me is a dick waffle. Unless they're a friend and/or apologize, then they're just a dick. I often get frustrated and say fuck you - it isn't an invitation. I love to cheer and say Yay.
What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
I don't sing in the shower. I'm only 5'4 - that's how people drown.
If you could go back or forward in time,where would you go?
I'd love to go back to when both of my little girls were born - those two moments in life are my happiest memories.
What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
Who the fuck is Harrison Ford? *whips out phone and Googles him; jaw drops in utter embarrassment* Oh shit. I know his face but never thought to learn his name - he's in a lot of movies I like! My favorite would be Ender's Game - it was my first time seeing him as what is considered the bad guy and he pulled it off well! I sympathized with his character, while still hating him. He's in Magneto's league. *puts a brown sack over her head*
What CD is in your stereo?
I don't have a CD player - unless my PS3 counts. Even still I don't have any CDs. *confused look* Wait, didn't we cover this already? SoMo. SoMo is in my mental stereo.
What CD will be in your stereo in a few minutes?
*throws another pillow* WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?!?
How many kids do you plan on having?
I never had a set number of wanted children - I just wanted them.
Though, I admit I do look at my little ones and look at their newborn pictures...and get baby fever. O.O Sadly, my youngest little one took a lot out of me and I spent a year sick, then discovered that I have a blood cot disorder so it's a miracle I even had them. *wistful sigh* I've got my blessings so I'm happy. If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
*blushes from her forehead to her chin and simply sits there* .......
What do you do when no one is watching?
If I wanted people to know, I'd do it while they were looking, now wouldn't I?
If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be you?
Johnny Depp, just for the shits and giggles and because I adore him.
Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Dafuq? In my sleep - my dream would never end.
Coffee or Tea.
Both - I drink french vanilla cappuccinos and sweet hot tea. My insomnia needs fuel.
Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
I've never ever been to a concert! *sobs*
Have you ever been in love?
I'm a hopeful romantic - the better question is have I ever not been in love.
Do you talk to yourself?
Yes. Sometimes talking to myself is better than talking to others.
At this point, her phone rings, alerts on her computer start to chime, and somewhere there's a crash followed by a toddler's cry - just like that, she's off. Despite everything else that may say otherwise, she's just a human being trying to find her place in the world, trying to hold onto all that she loves and holds dear. It's clear that she's a true idealist, only grounded in reality when someone is there to be her anchor. She trusts and loves freely, exposing herself to the worst of people, but still blindly trusting and is equally forgiving. She gets upset, she may even get royally pissed off, but when a new dawn comes, it's a new day for her; life moves on.
